My VCR isn’t working, but if any1 can tape this business for me, I will appreciate it (and give you a shout on the mailing list!!!)
Guest blog from Sean “Hamburger Guy” Keane! Maybe you’ll notice that he’s got some familiar glasses on! Also, even though the Hamburger Guy business still has a bun on the outside, that doesn’t mean I’ve gone over to the carb side, y’all.
Another Super Bowl means another Super Vlog! Even though this is actually the first one, since I only had my Sidekick camera last year and it doesn’t do video the same way. Anyway, Touchdown, mailing list! Not signing up for the mailing list? Penalty flag! Chuck in 3-D? Another touchdown, plus a THREE-point conversion (for being in three-ds)!
Merry Christmas to (and from!) the Mailing List!!?!
Merry Christmas to everyone on and off this mailing list. Peace on Earth…out!
My first live performance, even though it was at a non-sponsored unofficial mailing list event. However, even though live performance is pretty exciting, the mailing list was and is my top priority, and will continue to be so until I die. And you can yank me off stage with complaints, and you can even gently ask me to leave in the most mx poz manner possible, but I’m gonna keep building this mailing list. Like a mighty stage set for a Jack Johnson concert. Seriously guys, if he can surf and also play guitar, I can definitely make announcements and also circulate a set of index cards/mini-questionaires for mailing list sign-ups/mailing list demographic research. Some people are such Philipines about the whole thing - but they’re still welcome to join. Mailing list don’t discriminate, ya dig, y’all? I also don’t discriminate, and I would love to meet a friend of a different race. Or any race - color-blindness is poz-vision!
Here’s my fave part of the Vimeo description:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To sign up for this mailing list! (And so should you!) OK peace.
As promised, the story of how to get rid of excess turkey meat from your one-man Thanksgiving feast, in the event that no one RSVPs. (RSVNOPEs?!?) Seriously guys, this vlog was a labor of love, and lack of sleep, but mostly love, because I try to keep it all-poz, all-da-time, even when the sleep chemicals are affecting the mailing list center of my brain.
This was taken a few hours before my Thanksgiving Mailing List super-spectacular turkey feast, though we didn’t get any RSVPs. I should have hyped it more prominently on our mailing list ratings. Anyway, every Thanksgiving I go on a preventative carb-burning hike, just to prepare myself for the high-carb holiday meal. I make a lot of stuffing, more than can fit inside the turkey, even after my four-day-brine process. Since they’re still an unofficial potential sponsor of the mailing list, I’ll just say I cook the stuffing on my STOVE TOP. So I hike for about five hours, or until I have officially burned 1300 calories, whichever comes first.
Next up: tips on how to deal with nearly fifteen pounds of uneaten Thanksgiving turkey. PREVIEW:
- Step One: Think poz.
- Step Two: Don’t sweat the small stuff
- Step Three: Low-carb turkey enchiladas wrapped in lettuce.
- Step Four: To be continued!?!
I took a road trip to take some me time, and get away from some of the negativity that’s trying to surround the mailing list. And I found some more vandalism there! Port Costa, thumbs up. Defacing things in a mean way even if you think you’re being funny when you’re actually not, thumbs down. And that’s a constructive criticism, poz-oriented thumbs down, BTW. OK peace.
Gettin’ a midnight snack (belated!) and gettin’ my midnight vlog on (always on time!). Those might be mini-carrots that I’m munching on, but this is a full-size mailing list. It’s also a fun-size mailing list, because there’s nothing more fun than positivity. Straight up fact.
